Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2013

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What... What are you doing? I'm trying to find and unadulterated satellite image of area 51... Area 51? Yet you know... The top-secret base in Nevada where the military is rumored to house aliens and UFO wreckage. Just use Google Earth. Ha! That's just what the NSA wants you to see... A redacted Photoshop image covertly uploaded to Google's central server! Sorry. I'm not buying it... Instead I'm directly accessing Russian satellite feed and cross-referencing with data... Ah! There! Hey! What's that on the rooftop of the facility?... See there? It appears to be two figures... Um... It's hard to tell... Aha! I knew it! Do you think the topless one on the right is a male ET or just a liberated freaky gal?