Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2013
Transcript:
Ahh... Christmas is just around the corner... I remember as a kid, this was such an exciting time! Holiday music!'s TV specials! The anticipation of toys on Christmas morning! But now, as an adult, the seasons lost a lot of its magic... I've heard all the music... Seen all the specials... In the toys?... Well, like I said, I'm an adult now... Whenever I want an Imperial storm trooper helmet or a blaster gun I just order one...
At first I was alarmed at Monty holding a gun, but then I remembered, stormtroopers can never hit anything.