Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2013
Transcript:
Ahh... Christmas is just around the corner... I remember as a kid, this was such an exciting time! Holiday music!'s TV specials! The anticipation of toys on Christmas morning! But now, as an adult, the seasons lost a lot of its magic... I've heard all the music... Seen all the specials... In the toys?... Well, like I said, I'm an adult now... Whenever I want an Imperial storm trooper helmet or a blaster gun I just order one...
_vecihi_ almost 11 years ago
At first I was alarmed at Monty holding a gun, but then I remembered, stormtroopers can never hit anything.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
No doubt viewing this strip will be forbidden at several “zero tolerance” schools.But at least Monty knows he will get the presents he wants. He’s just eliminating Santa’s middleman rôle.
billyruffian almost 11 years ago
Delivered in under 30 minutes by a drone octocopter, too
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
And I have a feeling he has some dollies in that closet.
yangeldf almost 11 years ago
totally understand this.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Not very interesting toys.