Monty by Jim Meddick for December 27, 2013

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I didn't get you anything this year because I always overdo it and get something way too intimate and embarrassing.. I get it: we're just friends. Well good. And in that spirit, I did get you something, but I'd didn't even wrap it... A platypus shoehorn... It... It's... I don't know what to say. I love it! Ok, I lied. Here's a scale replica of you and me in our very first roller coaster ride together that I made out of toothpicks...