Monty by Jim Meddick for December 26, 2013

Transcript:

And you're absolutely certain the work crew completed their task? Yes, sir. They labored through the night and finally finished unwrapping all your gifts at approximately 6:35 this morning. Well, then, I must sit down and compose a letter of complaint to this Santa Claus follow. Sir? Look around you, Jarvis! Tell me if you see any sign of the antitank weaponry I specifically requested a full 30 days prior to this date! Sorry, sir. I do not.