Monty by Jim Meddick for December 27, 2013

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    tattooedcyberidiot  almost 11 years ago

    The echidna shoehorns just aren’t selling this year

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    Dobie Takahama  almost 11 years ago

    Oh, there you are… shoehorn!

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    hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Hmm. Plastic shoehorn vs. complicated construction out of tiny building materials. If I was Gretchen, I’d appreciate all the effort that went into the making of it. Monty obviously does not realise the message he is sending to her.

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    Okay, Gretchen, just stuff it into your purse and say nothing. Even Monty will get the message. Poor schmuck….

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    vecihi  almost 11 years ago

    I can see Monty kissing the platypus on the beak and even putting it to bed, just for the slight chance that Gretch might have tested it with her own shoes first…

    On the other hand, Gretch can’t just put that rollercoaster on the shelf for her friends to see and ask about. I guess she will get rid of it , then tell Monty that it fell down and broke. Well, at least she has a year’s supply of toothpicks… on the slight chance that Monty did not use them first, of course.

    But the Monty we know would not buy brand new toothpicks to make a replica, even for Gretch. Can you imagine him saving every toothpick in a drawer all year long, just to build his intimate gift?

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    billyruffian  almost 11 years ago

    Not the New Jersey Jet Star, was it?

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    gilmccarthy  almost 11 years ago

    Why do I feel that the Platypus is pulling Monty’s sweater? Is this story going somewhere?

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    Sayman  almost 11 years ago

    I would love a platypus shoehorn.

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    Hectoruno  almost 11 years ago

    Platypus shoehorns rock.I would love one.

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    boldyuma  almost 11 years ago

    I can see the person in the returns department lookingon in amazement when Monty brings back the platypus.….“Sir..exactly what the hell…..is that?”

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    PettyMower  almost 11 years ago

    The ice is officially broken. Someone’s getting “moist”!!!

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    Ottodesu  almost 11 years ago

    My first thought was the same as Taz Devil.Yes folks, Downunder even the cute Platypus is poisonous.The males have a venomous heel spur.

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