Monty by Jim Meddick for March 17, 2014
March 16, 2014
March 18, 2014
Transcript:
You got a date with a cop? Yeah. I got pulled over by a female cop for a minor traffic violation, and while she was checking my registration, I sorta hit on her... Y'know... Hoping to avoid a ticket, and- Ok, bad boy... Up against the vehicle... Time for an extremely invasive full body frisk... Moondog. Moondog. Snap snap Are you still listening? Um... I drifted off after you said, I got pulled over by female cop.
“Is that a gun? It feels like it might be a dangerous weapon…” Huh? What? Sorry, I was daydreaming… “It looks like I’m going to have to do a strip search… Start stripping…”