Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2014
March 30, 2014
April 01, 2014
Transcript:
What the...? I had that nightmare again... Colonel Sanders was attempting to deep fry me extra crispy style! Can I see peer? Whatever. Thanks, man. Dude... Seriously... You've got a trim those toenails... Sorry. Sorry. I'll move over more...
I used to let my parrot watch TV with me in bed, but she made too many holes in the sheet (not from nails- she liked to chew the fabric) Eventually she was not allowed in bed.