Monty by Jim Meddick for March 31, 2014

Geesh, Pilsner! I mean, really! If you expect the guy to let you share his bed, you could at least blunt all sharp-edged weapons (so to speak)!

sweet

I remember falling asleep with glasses, back when I wore those things. Extremely uncomfortable, and the frame may get bent.

To Moondog he’s Colonel Sanders. To Pilsner he’s Adolph Eichmann.

I used to let my parrot watch TV with me in bed, but she made too many holes in the sheet (not from nails- she liked to chew the fabric) Eventually she was not allowed in bed.