He wants a couch cushion from the audience... A couch cushion? I just hope he's good at the part where he magically makes the cushion normal again.
I think you’re gonna have to start from scratch, Monty.
He hated that cushion…payback time.
Ha ha ha… he just tricked you, Monty, into allowing him to shred it!
There’s no trick, except for tricking Monty into giving him the cushion.
That’s why I don’t bother trying to have nice furniture anymore.
a scratching post/pad placed adjacent to the scene of the crime helps, especially if you load it with catnip. and eschew nubby fabrics.
Sorry, Monty. This is not part of the act. Fleshy, you’re so smart!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think you’re gonna have to start from scratch, Monty.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
He hated that cushion…payback time.
Sir Osis of Liver over 10 years ago
Ha ha ha… he just tricked you, Monty, into allowing him to shred it!
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
There’s no trick, except for tricking Monty into giving him the cushion.
Manitobaman over 10 years ago
That’s why I don’t bother trying to have nice furniture anymore.
louieglutz over 10 years ago
a scratching post/pad placed adjacent to the scene of the crime helps, especially if you load it with catnip. and eschew nubby fabrics.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Sorry, Monty. This is not part of the act. Fleshy, you’re so smart!