Monty by Jim Meddick for June 05, 2014
June 04, 2014
June 06, 2014
Transcript:
Could it be, Jarvis... The folk legends are true? And somewhere on this estate... There walks... A chupacabra?! Tales of Kraken spanned centuries... Yet only recently have photos of giant squid been acquired, suggesting a basis for such lore. Good point, Jarvis!... Well, if indeed there is a chupacabra out there, I shall not shrink from duty! I shall pursue it... To the very gates of Hades, if need be! And I shall strike it down! Might I suggest a shot of Ovaltine with a Lorna Doone to study the nerves before the hot? You read my mind, Jarvis... You read my mind!...
I thought I’d save you some time. It’s a vanilla wafer cookie from 1912.