Monty by Jim Meddick for June 05, 2014

I thought I’d save you some time. It’s a vanilla wafer cookie from 1912.

Jarvis is telepathic. Creepy.

I say, Jarvis, my good man! Was the Ovaltine properly prepared, shaken, not stirred, in a Captain Midnight Shake-up Mug? And you’d better make that two Lorna Doones. This could be a supremely difficult test for Young Master!

Pacopuddy, now THAT takes me back! Sometime in the ’50s listening to (IIRR) Dan Dare on Radio Luxembourg, the only commercial radio you could get in the UK.

Wouldn’t a Chupacabra be an endangered species?

It’s not supposed to exist, so being endangered would be a benefit to it.

rather have a bowl of strawberry Junkett…yum!

I will add my prayers to yours Taz. Is it a bad thing that I like this kid so much?!! Sigh….

you’re rich you little bastard, hire a professional…actually no, go ahead and get killed by the dangerous creature, I’ll bring my camera.

Hi Lorna, how y’er Dooning? (Credit the 3 stooges)

“And I’ll chase him round Back Garden, and round the block, and round the Park Fountain, and round Perkwiddie’s Barbecue Pit before I give him up!”

I like this kid! He should have his own TV show. With Jarvis of course.

Hastur, Hastur, Hastur…

Still drink Ovaltine regularly, and love the flavor; but, it has been a long time since a Lorna Doone crossed my lips.Gonna need to put it on the shopping list when we return home from Branson…

Ovaltine! how old school appropriate. Right it Fleshy in a mask.

Lorna Doone? Yes I searched. So its a vanilla biscuit from 1912. I thought it might be a chocolate bar from before the 60’s..Now if he had said Hobnobs – no search required!

Ovaltine and lorna Doones? How pedestrian. and plebian. and sleep inducing. Better if you have Postum and Jaffa Cakes!