Monty by Jim Meddick for July 01, 2014
June 30, 2014
July 02, 2014
Transcript:
What're we looking for? Stray hairs. Fabric fibers. Any evidence left behind by the sociopathic gnome decapitator... Police line do not cross He may think he got away with it, but I've secured the crime scene, and I'm goin' CSI on his... Tap tap What the @#$@$$ Parker? Sorry, didn't see you. Normally I only dump my dirt Devil on your side of the fence when you're not around...
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
This episode of CSI: Monty features Tom Selleck as the suspicious neighbor Parker and is brought to you by the all-new 2015 Dirt Devil (an affiliate of Meddick Enterprises)….In our next episode: is Dirt Devil an old flame of E.B.’s?
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
Oh No!…….Monty has a contaminated crime scene! Will he ever be able to catch the sociopathic gnome decapitator?
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
Having a cop girlfriend might come in handy here. Not to solve the crime, but CSI usually has a vague love interest.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
dander and all…poor poor Monty.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I remember our store sold the “Dirt Devil” when it was still just a little compact portable vacuum cleaner. It was better than the B&D “Dust Buster” because it actually had a rotating brush. Now, of course, it is a whole family of products!However, the DB was cordless, and pretty much sucked…
Pulmanomancer over 10 years ago
@neverenoughgold – I prefer my vacuum cleaners to suck.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
The neighbor did it.