Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2014

Transcript:

I heard you boys were looking for a gnome vandal, and it just so happens I saw a suspicious man in the neighborhood... Could you describe him?... Yes... He was average height. Curly hair. Long nose. Thin lips... His eyes? Brown close set. Ok. Uh huh. Good. Was this a man? Umm... Well, um... I don't think his teeth were quite that pointy... Everybody's a critic.