Monty by Jim Meddick for July 21, 2014
Transcript:
Sir, the captain of the statewide champion swim team has arrived for your private tutorial. I've changed my mind, Jarvis... I... I'm not interested... Sir, we've already discussed this... It's high time we put our anxieties aside and began swim lessons! Now, please... Don't make me break out the album cover again. You wouldn't! You leave me no choice, sir. By golly! If a baby can find a dollar in a pool, just imagine the amount of capital resources a Nuttingham might accumulate!
Smells like scheme spirit.