Monty by Jim Meddick for July 22, 2014
Transcript:
Don't worry... I'll be supporting you in the shallow end... Now, now... Not so fast... Let's get a few matters straight... If these lessons are to work, this relationship must be based on mutual trust and respect!... Did I mention trust? Yes! Yes! Absolutely. Oh, and if you allow water to enter either my nose or ears, I shall have you fired and permanently blacklisted from any and all aquatic professions!
Bah! You call what you get down there winter? Call me when it gets down to -24C like it does in Wisconsin every February.