Monty by Jim Meddick for October 20, 2014
Transcript:
Say... Have you seen Bigfoot? Yeah. He came through here a minute ago... Said something about instincts and about an overwhelming urge to mark his territory... He what? What's th' matter with you? This is a pleasant suburban community! You... Dude, chill. I'm using sidewalk chalk...
He doesn’t have to worry about others invading his territory. There’s a reason they’re called skunk apes.