Monty by Jim Meddick for December 19, 2014

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I can't imagine what this could be... Oh, wow. A cardboard cutout of the Saint Pauli girl!!... I don't know how much this cost, but remember, people, let's try to keep our secret Santa gifts under the $10 limit... Just guessing, but whoever got that may be found it next to the dumpster behind the liquor store...