Monty by Jim Meddick for December 20, 2014
Transcript:
Guess what I got for a secret Santa present I'll give you one hint: I brought it with me to the employee lounge, but it's not in plain sight... An open bottle of blue cheese salad dressing? No. A damp turtle? Nope. Give up? Battery-operated heated socks. Is the restroom backed up again? No. Heated socks.
A damp turtle, too funny…