Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2014
Transcript:
Can I help you find something? Um. Well, I'm going to a New Year's party, and I'm looking for the least expensive champagne one can bring without appearing too cheap... Ah. In that case, I would recommend this variety... Uh huh. Ok. Now what's the least expensive if one doesn't care at all about appearing too cheap?
Panel four is unnecessary.