Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Going to a New Year's party, huh? Got any resolutions? Yep. I'm resolving to develop shredded abs... Visit Tuscany... And to get more in touch with my inner feelings. Really? Well, in the past, I've never been able to follow any resolutions, so this year, I just made up a bunch of stuff to help me meet women at the party.
Then shouldn’t he resolve to enjoy long moonlight walks on the beach and have conversations and stuff?