Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2014
December 30, 2014
January 01, 2015
Transcript:
Going to a New Year's party, huh? Got any resolutions? Yep. I'm resolving to develop shredded abs... Visit Tuscany... And to get more in touch with my inner feelings. Really? Well, in the past, I've never been able to follow any resolutions, so this year, I just made up a bunch of stuff to help me meet women at the party.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 10 years ago
Then shouldn’t he resolve to enjoy long moonlight walks on the beach and have conversations and stuff?
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
That makes sense, sort of. Right, E.B.? —Except that this is Monty we’re talking about here!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, another lost thought!
damifid0 about 10 years ago
I like the concept. ;)
hamon about 10 years ago
Make it happen for him Mr. Meddick! (at least for one story-line…)
boldyuma about 10 years ago
The only conversation Monty will be having with any women at the party will be explaining why he has all those little bits of tissue paper stuck to his face where he cut himself shaving..
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
hmmmmm…… Monty has a point. Going for the 12 pack (6 packs are for wuzzes!). Running the BMO Marathon! Become a whiz at parkour. (go Google it.). Sounds like fun. And if I don’t succeed – well never said I was going for attainable resolutions.