Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2015
Transcript:
More flowers? I hate Valentine's Day... Oh, I know what y'mean... You and a date go to a romantic restaurant... Where you're expected to look dreamily into one another's eyes... Make corny toasts... Pretend to be super passionate and... No, no. That's not what I have trouble with... Backup. Corny toasts? Further. Romantic restaurant? Further. You and a date? Bingo!
Look, nerd-guy, your friend Gretchen is right there in front of you! Get my hint? It shouldn’t be that difficult, even for a Monty….