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Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
More flowers? I hate Valentine's Day... Oh, I know what y'mean... You and a date go to a romantic restaurant... Where you're expected to look dreamily into one another's eyes... Make corny toasts... Pretend to be super passionate and... No, no. That's not what I have trouble with... Backup. Corny toasts? Further. Romantic restaurant? Further. You and a date? Bingo!
clayusmcret Premium Member about 10 years ago
What happened to his scary police officer girlfriend?
nitromicro about 10 years ago
Does he have jealousy issues? C’mon Monty, there are plenty of neurotic, co-dependent, psychologically imbalanced fish in the sea for you to date.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Look, nerd-guy, your friend Gretchen is right there in front of you! Get my hint? It shouldn’t be that difficult, even for a Monty….
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
Monty has palsy in his right hand.
krcaddis about 10 years ago
Is that a Circle K logo on a Slurpy at that “fancy” restaurant they’re at?
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
Maybe he can dig up an old girlfriend who could also be his megagreat grandmother.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Now there’s a clever idea! Take your date to play Bingo…