Monty by Jim Meddick for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
More flowers? I hate Valentine's Day... Oh, I know what y'mean... You and a date go to a romantic restaurant... Where you're expected to look dreamily into one another's eyes... Make corny toasts... Pretend to be super passionate and... No, no. That's not what I have trouble with... Backup. Corny toasts? Further. Romantic restaurant? Further. You and a date? Bingo!
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
What happened to his scary police officer girlfriend?
nitromicro over 9 years ago
Does he have jealousy issues? C’mon Monty, there are plenty of neurotic, co-dependent, psychologically imbalanced fish in the sea for you to date.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Look, nerd-guy, your friend Gretchen is right there in front of you! Get my hint? It shouldn’t be that difficult, even for a Monty….
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Monty has palsy in his right hand.
krcaddis over 9 years ago
Is that a Circle K logo on a Slurpy at that “fancy” restaurant they’re at?
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe he can dig up an old girlfriend who could also be his megagreat grandmother.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Now there’s a clever idea! Take your date to play Bingo…