Monty by Jim Meddick for April 13, 2015
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$48.95 psychic services rendered! Sorry, lady... But your predictions were way off... Pay up! C'mon. A voodoo doll? Really?... You gotta be kiddin' me! Everybody knows those only work on mentally feeble individuals who believe in superstitious mumbo-jumbo! Good day, madam! I thought you didn't believe in superstitious mumbo-jumbo. I don't. It's pure coincidence... Spontaneous, twin glued Charley horses.
“Entertainment purposes only, gullible sucker!”