Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2015
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Th' blasted shark rammed us abaft th' beam, sprung our starboard strake and let in more drink than th' bilge pump kin handle!! What do you suppose all that salty gibberish was about? Hmm... Perhaps if I recollect my lessons from yachtsman's camp... Let's see now... We're sinking. Aaahh!
Maybe they’ll drown, and we won’t be subjected to the two of them anymore. Here’s hoping.