Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2015

Jarvis’s aplomb has been rudely ruffled.

Now is your opportunity to use the word “davit.”

I say, old man! Swallow down that sangria before it is spilt all about the deck of that stricken ship! Gird up your loins! Prepare to do battle with the elements and the Great White! Man the lifeboat (women and children—yes, that includes Sedgie—first)! Grab a rifle if you have one aboard (and ammunition). Think, man! This is your moment.

Maybe they’ll drown, and we won’t be subjected to the two of them anymore. Here’s hoping.

Sedgie’s the best! Want more.

Where is your sang froid, Jarvis?Fisticuffs with the great white leviathan should be interesting.

well you’re going to die, I recommend your final act in life be strangling the kid to death.

Jarvis has a sinking feeling, no doubt…

reminds me of a thought I’ve had before… maybe the way to throw off the NSA is by speaking jive! (if you can)

What little hair Jarvis has turned white!

Good afternoon Sedgie and Jarvis fans. Will the captain go down with the ship? Will Jarvis regain his composure? Will they be saved? Who knows? Have an abundant day my friends.

Sedgewick actually knows something? No wonder Jarvis is so surprised.

Jarvis was enjoying the holiday. The word “sinking” is going to be a major reversal of that enjoyment.