Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2015
September 19, 2015
September 21, 2015
Transcript:
Well, you know how it is these days... People are busy... They don't have time to dillydally with everyday chores... They shop online... Eat microwave meals. Telecommute... They're always lookin' for ways to save time... So that's why I invented this... The T-190, turbojet ten second hair drying system... It allows the average on the go consumer to try their hair in ten seconds or less... Stand back... I'm gonna try a little field test... Ready? Ready. Vvvvvv Aaahh Well, it works but I'm thinking of changing the design target parameter to 20 seconds...
After 20 years looking at Monty…wonder if antiperspirant works on the face and the lips…just checking..