Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2015
September 19, 2015
September 21, 2015
Transcript:
Well, you know how it is these days... People are busy... They don't have time to dillydally with everyday chores... They shop online... Eat microwave meals. Telecommute... They're always lookin' for ways to save time... So that's why I invented this... The T-190, turbojet ten second hair drying system... It allows the average on the go consumer to try their hair in ten seconds or less... Stand back... I'm gonna try a little field test... Ready? Ready. Vvvvvv Aaahh Well, it works but I'm thinking of changing the design target parameter to 20 seconds...
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
Was Monty’s tongue singed, too?How about nose hairs?
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
“Works” is a bit of a euphemism. This device could be a usable alternative to execution by injection!
LHPuttgrass about 9 years ago
Snow remover.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s called a heat gun, used to remove paint and remove plastic tiles amongst other things. 600 degrees typical.
shamino about 9 years ago
Success. If you’ve got no hair, then it’s real easy to dry it.
belgarathmth about 9 years ago
This one made me start chuckling out loud. Not many comics do that.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
And you can call it the Titan II, Monty…Very funny, Mr. Meddick!
Mike Parsons Premium Member about 9 years ago
Love that 6th panel …. could see it coming, and it did not disappoint!
When oh when, will we see a Monty compilation in print?
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
A peaceful Sunday to everyone.-——————-The old flamethrower test.-——————-Be happy and healthy my friends.
boldyuma about 9 years ago
After 20 years looking at Monty…wonder if antiperspirant works on the face and the lips…just checking..