Monty by Jim Meddick for October 29, 2015
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So... Are you seeing anyone on a regular basis? Ok. Ok. I see where this is going... Spare yourself the hassle... You're not my type... I sometimes date death rockers, but mostly goth and steampunkers... Although you are kinda pasty... And I often wallow around in a state of self pitying angst.
AND he only has three fingers!. I think that started with Disney’s Mickey Mouse. Why are cartoon characters missing that digit? Does it save ink? .Weigh in on this, the world wants to know…