Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2015
October 29, 2015
October 31, 2015
Transcript:
Hey Della check it out!... We just got a shipment of scary contact lenses and rubber pinhead skull caps... I changed my mind. I will go out with you. Really? Cool... Let me get this off and we can head over to... Leave it on. No way! I'm not going to Olive Garden like this! Are you kidding me?! Even if I told you I'm really, really turned on right now?... Um... Let's see... I'll start with the pasta e fagioli soup...
She looks slightly more attractive than the Creature from the Black Lagoon he dated. At least she is the same species, I think!