Monty by Jim Meddick for March 21, 2016
March 20, 2016
March 22, 2016
Transcript:
Whoa! Moondog! What happened to you! I... I was attacked on my way over! I took a path through the moors... The moon was full... And something rose from the fog... It stood upright like a man... But... But it's face was completely covered in hair! Are you serious?!... You really think...?! Yes... I know it sounds crazy, but... You are attacked by a hipster sporting an old timey mountain man beard! No. No. I think it was a werewolf.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Were-hipster or Moon-Dog?
PICTO over 8 years ago
A wolf in hipster clothing…?
nitromicro over 8 years ago
A hipster high on bath salts?
Holden Awn over 8 years ago
Sounds like he passed by a Trump rally and was set upon by a “protester”!
e.groves over 8 years ago
Did he have a “Man-Bun”?
Dirty Dragon over 8 years ago
If it was a werewolf, those scratches could be unfortunate.
Mr Nobody over 8 years ago
Maybe Sedgwick’s Uncle Leopold escaped from the attic.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Monty is too clueless! Moondog, buy him some old flics to watch, so he can bone up on werewolf apparitions!
Emlyn Premium Member over 8 years ago
The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Albert Sims Premium Member over 8 years ago
Phil Robertson?
Barry St Denis over 8 years ago
A werewolf is less scary.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
If Moondog bit it, the poor wolf might turn into a slacker every full moon. Wandering the den, slavering for beer…