Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2016
May 28, 2016
May 30, 2016
Transcript:
Mating season, eh? Huh? Waddaya mean mating season? The bright colors. Be honest... That your game plan. It's how parakeets attract mates... What? No! No! I just... Uh... I just felt like throwin' on some florescent athletic wear and taking a spin around the neighborhood... Come on. Seriously. Did you attract any birds or what? Only one. A hummingbird. It mistook my Fanny pack for a petunia and tried probing it for nectar...
Beware of the word “fanny” in the UK – here it means the female genital mound.