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Monty by Jim Meddick for June 30, 2016
June 29, 2016
July 01, 2016
Transcript:
What's with this disintegration orb? A tool your holiness!... To carry out the first commandment from the book of Ornac... Go forth... Dominate... And destroy all inferior beings!... What?! That's insane! Ok! Ok! I'm rewriting the first commandment... Go forth and chill... And be nice! All right, all right. Maybe it'd be ok to set this on stun and lightly taze and occasional hedge fund manager... Yyay!
I wanted one of those to mount on the hood of my car, But the DOT said I couldn’t vaporize people who didn’t use turn signals and who had their cell phones up their 4th point of contact. Too bad, I think it would improve the economy.