Monty by Jim Meddick for June 30, 2016

Don’t forget to zap the politicians and you can probably get more than a few lawyers to boot.

I wanted one of those to mount on the hood of my car, But the DOT said I couldn’t vaporize people who didn’t use turn signals and who had their cell phones up their 4th point of contact. Too bad, I think it would improve the economy.

I, too, support Army_Nurse in the effort to cull the human herd. There are those who think at seven-plus billion it is too large, anyway. Disintegrator orbs for everyone who follows the Great Ornac!

Funny.

Could we also use them on people who post more than 10 selfies a day and/or post pictures of their food?

Right there with you. Maybe heavily taze hedge fund managers? Throw in a few megabankers and you gotta a belief system there.

Turn it all the way up before you go to a Trump rally.

If we dispose of everyone we despise,then what?

Don’t bother zapping Hilarious Clinton. She’s already brain-dead.

Wait a minute here….bring in Pilsener, and see what HE does with them.

Be careful, Monty. You yourself are hedging, though so far you have no funds.