Monty by Jim Meddick for September 03, 2016
September 02, 2016
September 04, 2016
Transcript:
Pop Eeeeeeeee Smash I... I had a high-speed blowout and landed in a ditch! Don't worry, sir. I called emergency services. They're on their way. I'll stay on the line until they arrive. Thank goodness I have TopStar roadside assistance! Did you see Access Hollywood last night?
My friend was riding his motorcycle in Germany, he saw a like of motorcycles parked by a guard rail, they we’re all looking over the rail. He stopped and said, what’s up, they said their friend went over the rail, and all they can see is his bike up in a tree!