Monty by Jim Meddick for September 04, 2016
Transcript:
We interrupt this program for an important news update... An adult male lion escaped from the city Park zoo this afternoon... The lion's current whereabouts are unknown, but authorities are searching the area... Hey Monty! Are you hearing this?! Be advised to stay indoors. If you spot the animal contact authorities, report the sighting and... Monty! Hurry up and call animal control! I'm down to th' last meow mix chicken and liver in gravy cup!
Quick, get out the cat translation app! It should be able to translate all feline dialects!