Monty by Jim Meddick for September 05, 2016
September 04, 2016
September 06, 2016
Transcript:
Wow. It's really pouring. We're gonna get drenched goin' in. Ah! Don't despair... Open the glove compartment and hand me the contents! I recently invested in an ultra compact lightweight emergency umbrella for just an occasion... Well, at least one side of my face and hands are pretty much dry... Can I crawl up on your right shoulder?...
Everyone in the city in which I work seems to use a golf umbrella now— one person taking up 1-and-a-half sidewalks. I myself just wear a ballcap: keep the glasses dry. The particular corner I have to cross is so windy an umbrella is useless (and sometimes I have to carry my cap).