Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2016
Transcript:
Hold until placement desired remember slight safety A to best position. Is there a letter A on the diagram? No, but there is a foreign symbol that looks like a bird sitting on a tire pump... Maybe that's it... Vvvvvvvv Or or maybe that isn't it. And I'm guessing it isn't a lemon peeler...
You’d better hope it isn’t a sex toy.