Monty by Jim Meddick for December 30, 2016
Transcript:
I was writing thank you notes, but I got stuck... My uncle gave me this device and I don't know what it is and I can't find the box. Did it come with an instruction book? Yeah. But wherever it came from they had trouble translating it into English... Hold to unpleasant area. Firmly please keep hands-free repeat and tell appreciated. I'm afraid to turn it on.
What a nice uncle!