Monty by Jim Meddick for August 31, 2018

Applause for Robo-Jarvis on the diagnosis.

Clap, clap, clap

Jarvis, try pouring the tea over him, maybe he will short out.

TMI Mr. Roboto! Just stick to what you do best…kissing your master’s ass!!

Ew, That’s too personal. Bad robot.

Danger Will Robinson !

Give notice and go find another wealthy family who would enjoy your service, warmth, and loyalty.

Hostile work environment for Jarvis! The other robo-butler is always checking him out! (And yes, Jarvis’ demeanor suggests he is 1/2 robot on his father’s side…)

This will not end well for RoboJarvis. My sensors tell me that. That is all.

I was really hoping for a strip or two where Jarvis tells the little fink what he really thinks of him, but I guess he is either too timid or really needs the job.

Cue the slow burn…

TMI…TMI…:-p

Oh yeah? And why don’t we test your circuits to see if they are water-proof as I pour this pot of hot tea down your speech hole…

And so we come full circle back to Robotman.

That fungal infection needs to be seen now before it gets worse.

This won’t end well, will it?

Jarvis is a Decent Chap and is showing admirable restraint. But the Jrvz 2.0 is going to go too far, soon, and then the Mighty Retribution of Jarvis will destroy it!

Does Jarvis have some sort of STD?

Strange. Cortisol is a chemical that increases affection.