Monty by Jim Meddick for October 24, 2018

Did he bite his own nails or someone else’s?

That shrink is a Freud.

This guy has no screen Pleasence.

So I guess Michael’s treatment is sort of working & will continue to be funded under his health plan.

The new movie ignores all the sequels. Of course Michael isn’t as effective in his walker!

Donald Pleasance is dead! Thus he must be a zombie!

[23 years…and he died on Groundhog day…]

Seems normal, I know all of my friends personal physicians.

WTF?

Doesn’t the doctor look a little like Robert Englund?

Thank goodness you’ve got that obsessive nail-biting under control, Doc! Wouldn’t want stubby nails to interfere with Michael Myers’ manic homicidal episodes, now would we?

So why are you barging in with Monty, Moonie, and Dehlia?