Monty by Jim Meddick for December 15, 2018

Sixpack Santa says: “Sit ups for everybody”…

" A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth ; flattery is a statement of an agreeable untruth." -Sir John MacDonald “Flattery, like gum, should be enjoyed but not swallowed.” -Hank Ketchum

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Looks like Santa has up and joined the Village People.

Macho, Macho Man…

Sedgwick is ruthless, yet somehow loveable?

Sedgie’s pursuing the Republican American Dream, isn’t he? Entitlement, greed and flattery can get you anything.

I understand the intent of the comedy. But since Sedgwick seems to already be provided with everything he desires, the idea of Santa Claus bringing him presents seems moot.

So Santa shows up and says, “Drop and give me 20”.

Santa also appears to have acquired not only a gym membership but a spare bicep on his left arm.

Oh look, Santa only gets 3 fingers too…

Oh. come. ON. I KNOW I’m not the only one who thought “OMG! Putin!” when I saw that drawing (at least, Putin as he obviously sees himself).

Santa is truly flattered, Sedgwick Nuttingham III, but since you already have virtually all things material, plus Jarvis, you get nothing this year until you give to those in need proportionately.

“Santa had a rock hard six pack which remained firm when he laughed…”

Oh you socialists like push your enslaving ideologies even in the comics?