Monty by Jim Meddick for July 25, 2019

Check in with Tippi Hedren for advice.

That’s okay, run a tab, SB’S tab !

How does a mask change facial expressions?

I hear this is true in real life. People have ticked off crows and then crows start harassing them. Supposedly they are fairly intelligent. So don’t Buscemi a crow.

Actually, I like how that mask keeps changing its expressions from panel to panel… :-P

Let’s hope it’s just faces the crows are recognizing and not the rest of Monty’s body.

The murder of crows will murder Monty’s car.

I wonder what Steve Buscemi thinks of these cartoons?

So TAKE THE MASK OFF!

Once I insulted a crow by telling my son that I could see a bald spot on the crow’s head. 2 days later my car had at least 3-4 bird dropping spots on it. What’s funny is that where I park, I NEVER get bird droppings. In the 9 years I’ve lived here, this was the first time. We like to think the crow understood my insult and followed us home so he could mess up my car (we were in my husband’s car when I insulted the crow).

I’m rooting for the murder of crows! Maybe there will be murder by crows!

Ditch the darned mask, Monty! You life may depend on it!