Actual cats enjoy chess with normal pieces. They just wait until you’re concentrating and then jump on to the middle of the board, roll around batting at the pieces, and say “hey, pay attention to me”.
I’ve played chess where the pieces are cleverly designed drinking glasses, filled with whiskey. Each piece a player takes, they have to knock back the shot. Kind of evens the play as the game progresses.
why don’t they sell mouse flavoured cat treats? My cats loved eating mice, but always turned their noses up at foods/treats that were fish or turkey or beef flavoured.
Reminds me of a gag from MASH where (Hawkeye and Trapper, I think) were playing checkers for drinks. Each piece on the board was a shot glass, filled with different colored alcohol. When you capture a piece, you drink it. When a piece gets kinged, you make it a double.
In real life, most people would probably end up with toxic amounts of alcohol in their system after one game of this.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
But you need to teach him to capture players before consuming them.
noktar Premium Member over 5 years ago
there is always a good player in a team
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I ate your king! Check mate!”
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Actual cats enjoy chess with normal pieces. They just wait until you’re concentrating and then jump on to the middle of the board, roll around batting at the pieces, and say “hey, pay attention to me”.
A Common 'tator over 5 years ago
I’ve played chess where the pieces are cleverly designed drinking glasses, filled with whiskey. Each piece a player takes, they have to knock back the shot. Kind of evens the play as the game progresses.
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
why don’t they sell mouse flavoured cat treats? My cats loved eating mice, but always turned their noses up at foods/treats that were fish or turkey or beef flavoured.
nuqjatlh over 5 years ago
Gonna end up with a board cat.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
And it’s an amazing board! 7 ranks in panel 1, 9 in panel 2, and 8 in panel 3! ☺
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Sign me up for the chess club.
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
pawns are just chopped liver…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
I think Monty has the ranking of the flavors wrong!
But I’ll let Fleshy decide that issue….
shamino over 5 years ago
Reminds me of a gag from MASH where (Hawkeye and Trapper, I think) were playing checkers for drinks. Each piece on the board was a shot glass, filled with different colored alcohol. When you capture a piece, you drink it. When a piece gets kinged, you make it a double.
In real life, most people would probably end up with toxic amounts of alcohol in their system after one game of this.