Monty by Jim Meddick for March 04, 2020

Sharpie marker and additional life line? Why is this combination so disturbing?

Monty has discovered the key to immortality, as long as the Sharpie doesn’t dry up.

But he lost ten years of future life from ink-induced blood poisoning.

With those sharpie skills, I see a presidential future for Monty.

Hey, if Sharpies can extend the reach of hurricanes, what’s a few more years in a single life?

Don’t forget to exfoliate from time to time…

You’re living a lie.

Trump is onto something: he’s started a trend with his Sharpie editing tool.

I can’t believe that Monty really fooled the Old Gypsy Woman! Maybe she needs glasses….