Monty by Jim Meddick for July 02, 2020

It would have gone downhill anyway – he was over the one diva at a time limit.

Monty, don’t forget to replace the Divas when you are done playing.

Monty will end his dream when Beyonce and Taylor Swift appear with clown makeup on their faces.

Yup, his brain hates him.

I commonly have dreams where I realise I’m dreaming, usually because I come across my late father, and proceed to do things I wouldn’t do with real people.

Even worse would be a bunch of Mini-Monty’s [a la the windmill scene in Army of Darkness]…

This is a true problem of controlling your dreams. One odd thought and you’re out of control. It’s a touchy control. As I said yesterday, the cost of the control is a decreased quality of sleep. It’s not worth it. Of course I never had enough control to have a picnic with two divas. My dreams would start random, but then I could control where they went from there.

Tay Tay…

Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Miniature Clowns seems to be an exact fit. Monty’s lucid nightmare is what he deserves….

The Imp of the Perverse

“Ima let you finish your dream, Monty, but…”

“GO AWAY, KANYE!”

♪ “So many things I would have doneBut clowns got in my way” ♪ (Or was it clouds?)

Hey Monty, next time you lucid-dream just bring a mallet. Play Whack-a-Clown.

I have a miniature clown. It’s a refrigerator magnet.

Lucid dreaming? Is this “Rick and Monty”?

Great renditions.

I definitely stopped following popular culture a long time ago. Is Beyonce the blonde or is that Taylor? I’ll go google to find out what they are known for because I vaguely remember hearing the names at some point.

“There Is A Thin Line Between Dreams And Memory” Toby Keith, Dream Walking.