Monty by Jim Meddick for July 19, 2020

Ugh, it’s so hot that if you tried to play Twister outside here, it’d be more like Slip ’n Slide.

Try playing twister while maintaining 6 feet “social distancing”.

Whatever did we see in Twister anyway? I’d happily trade it in to have my Lawn Darts back.

Did anyone ever get killed playing lawn darts?

I question whether Monty could get anyone to come over to his house for any reason in the first place—other than Moondog and What’s-her-name.

Ah…what memories. High school twister…except when it was too hot. At that point I’ll let you fill in the blanks.

Playing twister as a teen boy with girls was fun

Some decades ago, I realized I was getting old when I tried to play Twister with a couple of teenagers, whom I would subsequently refer to as the spaghetti kids.

Seriously, put away Twister. It’s six-feet separation AND masks.

You really should have postponed your Twister Party, Monty. Not a COVID-19 kind of event! That big container of body sanitizer must have cost a triple-digit fortune at least!