Monty by Jim Meddick for April 03, 2021

I finally pissed off the wife. I had decided that those jeans were good enough for working out in the back forty. I was clothed, but she wouldn’t have it. Being cheep, I thought that as I was way away from people that no one would care. Salvation Army got a few pairs of ?tiny? pants. I won’t mention the waist diameter, that’s embarrassing.