Monty by Jim Meddick for April 03, 2021

COVID-19 affect.

He’s suffering from weenie-do, where your belly sticks out further than your weenie do!

Looks like he gained 30 lbs between panels 3, and 4.

That’s all right. At his age with his bladder it’s hardly worth the time to zip all the way.

The zipper could fail and send teeth flying like shrapnel.

I finally pissed off the wife. I had decided that those jeans were good enough for working out in the back forty. I was clothed, but she wouldn’t have it. Being cheep, I thought that as I was way away from people that no one would care. Salvation Army got a few pairs of ?tiny? pants. I won’t mention the waist diameter, that’s embarrassing.

Moondog is built like a bug. Big and round in the center with skinny appendages.

I have several pants that shrank while hanging in the closet. Can’t figure out how that happened.

Mooddog is going for the Babe Ruth look. Huge torso on pencil legs.

Lots of leg room.

This all goes to prove: they just don’t make zippers like they used to!

Too many dogs and too much suds.

I must admit, Moondog is really gutsy.

Dear Moonie: those are just Covid Couch pounds. When (if?) the pandemic ends, your options will be either to lose them (lots of work) or get bigger pants (and lots of beer)….