I finally pissed off the wife. I had decided that those jeans were good enough for working out in the back forty. I was clothed, but she wouldn’t have it. Being cheep, I thought that as I was way away from people that no one would care. Salvation Army got a few pairs of ?tiny? pants. I won’t mention the waist diameter, that’s embarrassing.
Dear Moonie: those are just Covid Couch pounds. When (if?) the pandemic ends, your options will be either to lose them (lots of work) or get bigger pants (and lots of beer)….
SpaceBuckaroo almost 4 years ago
COVID-19 affect.
gduncan58 almost 4 years ago
He’s suffering from weenie-do, where your belly sticks out further than your weenie do!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Looks like he gained 30 lbs between panels 3, and 4.
Jayalexander almost 4 years ago
That’s all right. At his age with his bladder it’s hardly worth the time to zip all the way.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
The zipper could fail and send teeth flying like shrapnel.
landyk almost 4 years ago
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Moondog is built like a bug. Big and round in the center with skinny appendages.
Kroykali almost 4 years ago
I have several pants that shrank while hanging in the closet. Can’t figure out how that happened.
Ichabod Ferguson almost 4 years ago
Mooddog is going for the Babe Ruth look. Huge torso on pencil legs.
petermerck almost 4 years ago
Lots of leg room.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This all goes to prove: they just don’t make zippers like they used to!
William Bednar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Too many dogs and too much suds.
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I must admit, Moondog is really gutsy.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Dear Moonie: those are just Covid Couch pounds. When (if?) the pandemic ends, your options will be either to lose them (lots of work) or get bigger pants (and lots of beer)….